Lord knows, I'm over 18. And I swim like a fish. And when given the opportunity...j'adore sitting on my rump at the keyboard. Me thinks I found the perfect job down under. Hey, I've been out of the workforce going on almost six years now and Big Daddy needs some help bringing home the bacon. It would be awfully nice if I could do my share by providing 100,000 bucks of that tasty fatback. I better hit Target though and see if they have one of them there swimming body-girdle suits as I wouldn't want to be confused with any of the Humpbacks or Pilots splashing outside of that watery infinity wonder.
Yep, it's time to put a shrimp on that barbie for this ole bludger! You know what? Life's short. Make it two.
See ya soon, Waynold!
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